Privacy Policy

TLDR: there ain't no privacy on the web. Deal with it. 

But...

This website doesn't use cookies.

This website doesn't use Google Analytics or any social media plugins.

The only data it asks of you is on the contact form, information sent through the form is kept private and not sold or shared with any other parties. By entering data on the form you're consenting to me getting in contact with you: stupid such a thing should need disclaiming in a privacy policy but there you go, we're living in clown world. 

I thought we'd left the EU and this bureaucratic fluff-wankery behind, but alas not, so I went out of my way to make this site and system a 100% complete and utter FU to GDPR: I don't collect squat and don't drop a single damn cookie, plus to be really fair here, chances are your privacy is way more comprimised than you'd be comfortable knowing, it's not like Google or Facebook know the exact note and duration of your last fart is it? Except, yeah, they probably do.  2 seconds and D minor I'm guessing.

I could mention web security and stuff here, the site is 'secure' but the folks who make the keys behind the padlocks, RSA, were bought out by the NSA years ago so you can expect everything you ever type on your machine to be stored on a datacenter somewhere, and probably will be for the next few hundred years or so... 

This website is hosted by https://www.digitalocean.com/ in Frankfurt; managed via my own platform and content management system called voiceovers.direct, it uses https://plausible.io/ for cookie free, GDPR, CCPA and PECR compliant analytics, and https://www.mailgun.com/ for email filtering and routing through to my inbox which is mangaged by our spook funded spymaster overlords at https://mail.google.com/