IVR Prompts and Telephony Systems

Hello and thank you for calling!

How many prompts do you need? (Up to 50 words per prompt)

1 Recording £30.00 each £30.00

2 Recordings £27.50 each £55.00

3 Recordings £25.00 each £75.00

4 Recordings £22.50 each £90.00

5 Recordings £20.00 each £100.00

10 Recordings £15.00 each £150.00

25 Recordings £13.75 each £343.75

50 Recordings £12.50 each £625.00

100 Recordings £10.00 each £1,000.00

Recording 1 uses 0 of 50 words

Recordings: 1
Total Cost GBP £30.00

Buy One Prompt get a bundle of extra prompts free

Get everything you need, but don't fancy paying for! Order just one custom recording and get a handy bundle of extra cuts for free.

All my IVR Voiceover orders get this bundle of high quality recordings for free, more than enough to satisfy the engineer of any IVR system with enough recordings to dynamically make almost unlimited prompts for your callers.

Generic Phone System prompts

All you need to do is order one custom prompt to get all these extra recordings free:

Hello and thenk you for calling
If you know the extension number of the party you require, please enter it now
Please wait while we connect you to the first available operator
Please hold
You are in queue position number

Voicemail Prompts

Includes the most common instructions for voicemail systems.

I'm sorry
Nobody is available to take your call right now
Lines are currently closed
Please leave a message after the tone
You have 30 / 60 / 90 seconds to leave your message
Remember to include your name and contact number
Please spell out any email addresses
This mailbox is full

Numbers, Balances and Currencies

All the number cuts you need to count to 999,999,999,999, you can create over a billion statements in this free package!

One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten
Eleven, Twelve, Thirteen, Fourteen, Fifteen, Sixteen, Seventeen, Eighteen, Nineteen
Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety
Hundred, Thousand, Million
Pounds, Pence
Dollars, Cents
Euros, Cents
Your account balance is
Your balace is
In credit, Minus
And

Sign Offs

Thank you for calling and goodbue
Thank you for calling
Thank you and goodbye
Goodbye

Interactive Phone Systems need a voiceover that understands IVR

Back in the days when ringtones where a huge thing, I was selling bucket loads of them each week, he had payment mechanisms around the world ranging from Premium SMS through to direct carrier billing, and our own bespoke Mobile Web payment system, my favorite of all was Premium Rate Phonelines: it gave me an appreciation of some really cool systems, all of which involved per second billing, and revolved around high quality voiceovers for each phone line and service we operated.

I understand from my own experience how important it is to work with good quality audio that's been edited with IVR in mind.

Anyone can record "Hello and thank you for calling" but when it comes to more advanced systems, for example telling a user their account balance, the audio needs editing in a way to guarantee it's not going to leave an IVR engineer screaming at their system.

All my IVR recordings are purposly edited in a way that makes sure clip after clip can play seamlessly, without those annoying clicks.

Terms and Conditions

Let's do this in 'human speak' rather than 'lawyer talk' so we're both clear on where we stand.

The Right to Reject

You have the right to pick and choose which voice talent you work with, likewise I have the right to be selective over the projects I lend my voice to.

Should I feel like I'm not best suited to your project I'll let you know and refer you to some other British Male Voice Overs.

Please don't take this personally, it's not about me rejecting your offer, it's about you getting a voice talent who is better suited for your script.

I want nothing but the best performance for you, if I can't authentically deliver that, I'll point you towards other voices.

The types of project I might wish to refer you to someone else for include:

Medical
Religious
Political
Divisive
'Woke'

Any pre-paid orders that I don't feel like I can record, and bring a believable performance to, will be refunded within a rapid timeframe.

I own my screw-ups

Hopefully with good communications, a clear script brief and great direction there's no reason for anything to go wrong with my read. Should there be any errors on my part, pronunciation etc, I will re-record those lines for you for free.

If I mess something up, I'll fix it as quickly as I can.

If I'm not certain on how to say something I'll ask you, the quicker you can reply, the quicker I can record.

You own yours

Changing how I say something, beyond the correction of errors on my part, or changing the words in the script, will fall outside my revision policy.

Any changes to the wording, or the direction of a script, will be rejected as revisions, and will require a new order.

Copyright

Unless otherwise agreed in writing you own the copyright of the script and. I own the copyright of the performance.

I only say the words

You're legally responsible for them, not me. If you want me to voice something for your experimental gene altering medical proceedure, for example seeing as it's current, and a hundred thousand people die of adverse reactions, that's nothing to do with me. I'm just a gob for hire, what you ask me to say is on your shoulders.

What to expect and when

I deliver 48KHz / 48,000 Hz, 24-Bit mono wave files as standard, without any EQ or processing other than normalisation to -3 dBFS.

If you would like a different sample rate, bit-depth or file format, please contact me to seek confirmation that I can deliver to your specification.

I aim to deliver all recordings within 24 hours though there are times when this isn't possible. When I can't stick to my regular, speedy delivery, I will let you know when to expect your audio, but hopefully it should never take any more than 72 hours.

Everything is open to discussion

These are my standard terms, if you want to cut a different deal use the form below to get in touch.