About Me

Audio Producer, Bookbinder, Broadcaster, Developer, Innovator, Leather Crafter, Perfumier, Radio Presenter, Visionary and Voiceover

The world was much better before that mobile web thing happened and made everyone a zombie.
Sorry about the part I played in that...

INTJ / ENTJ / Autodidactic / On almost as many spectrums as the Sinclair logo

Accomplishments

• Sony Bronze Radio Station of the Year
• Market leading RAJAR listening figures
• Katz International Radio Sales Traffic Newcomer of the Year
• First voice to broadcast live on DAB in the UK
• First merchant and customer to transact live on the mobile web with PayPal
• Presented on the future of mobile for PayPal in London
• Negotiated international mobile payment solutions
• Negotiated giant ringtone and music download libraries
• Played a humble yet significant role in making it easy to publish on the mobile web
• First dotMobi / mTLD certified Mobile Web Developer
• Cited multiple times in books on Mobile Web Development
• Over a quarter of a million people used my software
• Jawdropping client list of globally known brands
• Turned down working with Vogue, the US Military, M.I.T. and the University of Niarobi 
• Built an online food delivery service a year before Just Eat launched
• I can craft a fine cologne, thread a needle, stitch wonderful wallets and bind beautiful books
• I've created products so natural they're banned by the New World Order European Division we call the EU
• I've lost count of how many times my "retarded tin foil hat weating conspiracy theories" have been right! 

Voiceover Artist

• Give me the words and I'll say them like I mean them: Order Online
• Check out my professionally equipped Voiceover Studio
• Want a custom audition? Upload your script here!
• I am not on any other platforms

Streaming

• Helped 1,000+ radio stations Stream to Alexa devices, including national and international brand franchises
• Wrote a cloud based radio playout system with Icecast, LiquidSoap and HLS that
  • Runs on autopilot mode 24 hours a day
  • Dayparts music rotations
  • Inserts News and other features
  • Supports live presenters
  • Backtimes to the hour top better than 95% of presenters in a studio
  • Comes with an advanced track cue point editor
  • Supports over a million concurrent listeners

Mobile Web Development

"One day everything will work on a mobile phone"
Me, speaknig at PayPal "MUSIC" (Mobile UK Summer Immersion Camp) Event, 2005

• Wrote a mobile content platform for all types of ringtone; graphics, videos, games and music downloads
• Sourced, negotiated and licensed a mobile content library of over 50,000 ringtones
• Sold ringtones to the public: provided mobile content to networks, industry / media partners, and globally known brands
• The first .mobi mTLD Certified Mobile Web Developer
• Entered the music download market: sourced and managed an inventory of 6,500,000+ legal songs from all the big labels
• Wrote a ground-breaking reverse billed / premium SMS powered mobile web billing system with phenomenal repeat sales
• Sourced, negotiated and integrated premium rate payment solutions in 24 countries

Innovation

• Wrote a PHP based 'Mobile Device Detection' system that was used by 100,000+ sites including many global brand names
• Users included DreamWorks entire online portfolio inc Shrek.com, NASA's Earth Observatory, Nintendo and Stanford
• Wrote 'Wordpress Mobile Plugin' which was used on 100,000+ sites
• Presented for PayPal at an event in London about the future of the mobile web
  The first merchant and customer to do a live transaction on PayPal Mobile
• Books that mention my work include:
  • Mobile Web Design: Cameron Moll
  • Mobile Web Design and Development: Brian Fling
  • Mobile Web Design for Dummies: Janine Warner and David LaFontaine